Wednesday, June 15, 2016

Five Drinks Into Reality TV: Big Brother 18 Cast Assessment

Tom's Take




The Big Brother 18 Cast has been released, and I'm pretty excited for this cast. I feel like there are some strong women, and we're getting some returnees (I'm going to go ahead and give my assessment of the 4 rumored returnees.)

So let's dive into these HG's and my predictions for them.

1. Tiffany



Prediction: Pre-Jury

God, I hope I'm wrong about this. I love Tiffany. She is Vanessa's sister, and she seems to have a better head on her shoulders than Vanessa, in terms of keeping her emotions in check. She won Sequester Season 2, which is Audrey's online game. Unfortunately, I think she might just be like Audrey and overplay. I worry that the returnees will see her playing so hard, and decide to just snip her early.

2. Paulie



Prediction: Late Jury

Cody's brother. He bores me. He'll bro up. He'll do well. Ugh.

3. Bronte



Prediction: Winner

You know what. Fuck me. I'm going with my heart on this one. I love Bronte. She looks like Simmons from Agents of Shield, She has a very annoying voice, which will probably get her cut early. But I love her. She's the hot brunette, and she talks about nerdy stuff. If she can bring some snark, I will be head over heels all season. She'll probably get cut too soon, but my heart is telling me to pick her as the winner.

4. Michelle



Prediction: Late Jury

Nicole 2.0, but I think she has more of an edge. I have high hopes for Michelle, and I think if Bronte goes early, I'll probably cheer for Michelle. I assume she'll team up with Nicole in the house, but hopefully she outplays the veteran.

5.  Natalie



Prediction: Runner Up

People should see her and see 50 grand. That or she's like the second boot. She's hot, and I'll enjoy looking at her this summer.

6. Corey



Prediction: Late Juror

Ugh. Blegh. Clay 2.0.

7. Paul



Prediction: Early Boot

Meh. A beard does not make someone worth putting in the BB house. Maybe he's interesting as an early boot? That's probably the best we can hope from for him.

8. Zakiyah



Prediction: Early Boot

I'm sorry, she's going to be on the outs early. I hope she can team with Da' but I doubt it. I doubt it.

9. Bridgette



Prediction: Early Juror

Meg 2.0. Bridgette has a great smile and a chipper attitude, but she will be crying fairly early. She will end up being a coaster, and get taken out when the big dogs go at it.

10. Glenn



Prediction: 1st Boot

He could get 3rd place, but I doubt it. He'll be a hot mess.

11. Victor



Prediction: Pre-Jury

Jon Snow is hot. He'll come out strong, and then go down in flames like a Tom Plant 2.0. Maybe he'll have a hot showmance in the house though.

12. Jozea



Prediction: Pre-Jury

Meh. I think we're getting a Raul 2.0.

13. Da'Vonne



Prediction: Pre-Jury

Da' was the 2nd boot of BB17. But she was great in the DR. I really don't think she'll improve much as a player, but she'll continue to be great in the DR. I'm curious as to what her strategy ends up being.

14. Frank Eudy



Prediction: 7th Place

I'm going to go ahead and predict Frank ends at the exact same spot he did in BB14. I think he'll run the game for a bit, but then get overthrown.

15. James



Prediction: Early Jury

America's favorite, will remain America's favorite. But I just don't think strategy is in his wheelhouse.

16. Nicole



Prediction: Late Jury

She'll go far. But let's see if she's gotten stronger.



I hope this is a great season, and pray BOB is gone!

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