Five Drinks Into Survivor Season 30 "Worlds Apart" Episode 8 "Keep it Real"

Tom's Take:

I hated this episode. It was uninteresting, the Mike Winner edit is too much, and its annoying, and Dan is an ass.

So let's get these rankings going...

1. Shirin

So now, the Blue Collar Tribe hates Shirin too. So Shirin has no chance of getting any jury votes if she does make it to the end, although I do think she's got a decent chance of making it there, or at least making it further than Dan and Rodney based on her edit contrasted with theirs.

1st Episode Prediction: Late Juror
2nd Episode Prediction: Early Juror
3rd Episode Prediction: Early Juror
4th Episode Prediction: Pre-Merge
6th Episode Prediction: Late Juror
7th Episode Prediction: Runner Up
8th Episode Prediction: Runner Up


2. Carolyn

Last week was an anomaly. She did nothing in this episode.

1st Episode Prediction: Pre-Merge
2nd Episode Prediction: Early Juror
3rd Episode Prediction: Early Juror
4th Episode Prediction: Late Juror
6th Episode Prediction: Late Juror
7th Episode Prediction: Late Juror
8th Episode Prediction: Late Juror

3. Tyler

Tyler sucks. He pretty much gave Mike an idol.  Little bitch moves like that, show he has no chance to win this game.

1st Episode Prediction: Early Juror
2nd Episode Prediction: Early Juror
3rd Episode Prediction: Early Juror
4th Episode Prediction: Early Juror
6th Episode Prediction: Early Juror
7th Episode Prediction: Late Juror
8th Episode Prediction: Early Juror





4. Dan

Dan is so awful at this game.  Just terrible.

1st Episode Prediction: Early boot
2nd Episode Prediction: Pre-Merge
3rd Episode Prediction: Pre-Merge
4th Episode Prediction: Early Juror
6th Episode Prediction: Early Juror
7th Episode Prediction: Early Juror
8th Episode Prediction: Early Juror


5. Mike

We get it, editors. Mike is going to win. Blue Collar is the best. Rah, rah, rah. Merica.

Ugh....

1st Episode Prediction: Early Boot
2nd Episode Prediction: Early Boot
3rd Episode Prediction: Pre-Merge
4th Episode Prediction: Early Juror
6th Episode Prediction: Early Juror
7th Episode Prediction: Late Juror
8th Episode Prediction: Winner



6. Rodney

Wouldn't it be hilarious if Rodney ended up beating Mike. God, that would be so amazing.

1st Episode Prediction: Early Juror
2nd Episode Prediction: Early Juror
3rd Episode Prediction: Early Juror
4th Episode Prediction: Early Juror
6th Episode Prediction: 12th Place
7th Episode Prediction: Early Juror
8th Episode Prediction: Early Juror


7. Sierra

She hates Dan, but is doing nothing about it. She'll probably coast to the end.

1st Episode Prediction: Early Juror
2nd Episode Prediction: Late Juror
3rd Episode Prediction: Late Juror
4th Episode Prediction: Late Juror
6th Episode Prediction: Late Juror
7th Episode Prediction: Early Juror
8th Episode Prediction: Runner Up





8. Hali

NO!!! Not my Hali!

1st Episode Prediction: Early Juror
2nd Episode Prediction: Runner Up
3rd Episode Prediction: Runner Up
4th Episode Prediction: Runner Up
6th Episode Prediction: Runner Up
7th Episode Prediction: Runner Up
8th Boot.


9. Will

Blegh

1st Episode Prediction: Early Boot
2nd Episode Prediction: Early Boot
3rd Episode Prediction: Early Boot
4th Episode Prediction: Runner Up
6th Episode Prediction: Runner Up
7th Episode Prediction: Early Juror
8th Episode Prediction: Early Juror





10. Jenn

Still hope Jenn wins, but the editors seem intent to bury her. Will she quit?

1st Episode Prediction: Runner Up
2nd Episode Prediction: Winner
3rd Episode Prediction: Runner Up
4th Episode Prediction: Winner
6th Episode Prediction: Winner
7th Episode Prediction: Winner
8th Episode Prediction: Late Juror


11. Joe

Is Joe just going to go on a crazy immunity streak. Jesus, is that what this season is all about?

1st Episode Prediction: Winner
2nd Episode Prediction: Late Juror
3rd Episode Prediction: Winner
4th Episode Prediction: Late Juror
6th Episode Prediction: Late Juror
7th Episode Prediction: Early Juror
8th Episode Prediction: Late Juror