Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Five Drinks Into Reality TV: Survivor Season 26 Episode 13 "Don't Talk About My Mother"



Tom's Take:







The family episode. Am I the only who doesn't tear up at these. Maybe I'm just a heartless bastard.

I did almost tear up for Brenda. Jesus Christ that was brutal. Wow.

So here are our players. 




1. Andrea: 284 Points.

Andrea is a hot juror.

Pre-Season Prediction: Early Boot.
1st Episode Prediction: Early Juror.
2nd Episode Prediction: Early Juror.
3rd Episode Prediction Early Boot.
4th Episode Prediction: Late Juror.
5th Episode Prediction: Late Juror.
6th Episode Prediction: Early Juror.
7th Episode Prediction: Early Juror
8th Episode Prediction: Finalist
9th Episode Prediction: Winner
10th Episode Prediction: Winner
11th Episode Prediction: Winner
7th Place





2. Brenda: 285 points.

Oh Brenda. You  trusted Dawn. This betrayal was inevitable.

Preseason Prediction: Winner
1st Episode Prediction: Winner (but probably not for long.)
2nd Episode Prediction: Pre-Merge Boot
3rd Episode Prediction: Early Juror
4th Episode Prediction: Late Juror
5th Episode Prediction: Late Juror
6th Episode Prediction: Late Juror.
7th Episode Prediction: Late Juror.
8th Episode Prediction: Late Juror
9th Episode Prediction: 5th Place.
10th Episode Prediction: 4th Place.
11th Episode Prediction: 4th Place.
12 Episode Prediction: Winner.
6th Place






3. Dawn: 178 Points

Dawn is playing a ruthless game, but damnit I still refuse to give my winner pick to Cochran. So Dawn it is!

Pre-Season Prediction:Late Juror
1st Episode Prediction: Late Juror
2nd Episode Prediction: Early Juror
3rd Episode Prediction: Early Juror
4th Episode Prediction: Early Juror
5th Episode Prediction: Early Juror
6th Episode Prediction: Early Juror
8th Episode Prediction Late Juror
9th Episode Prediction: 4th Place.
10th Episode Prediction: Finalist
11th Episode Prediction: Finalist
12th Episode Prediction: Finalist
13th Episode Prediction: Winner.


4. Erik: 170 Points

Erik almost injured himself going after a coconut.

Pre-Season Prediction: Early Juror
1st Episode Prediction: Early Juror
2nd Episode Prediction: Early Juror
3rd Episode Prediction: Early Juror
4th Episode Prediction: Early Juror
5th Episode Prediction: Early Juror
6th Episode Prediction: Late Juror
8th Episode Prediction: Early Juror
9th Episode Prediction: 6th Place.
10th Episode Prediction: 6th Place.
11th Episode Prediction: 6th Place.
12th Episode Prediction: 5th Place.
13th Episode Prediction: 4th Place.





5. Cochran: 374 Points

Okay, I get it. Cochran is probably going to win. But I refuse to give him credit. Still, cutting Brenda out now instead of letting Dawn have all the power at Final Five. Good work. You will have a great argument to win at Final 3, and if anyone else needs to win they need to cut him out. Regardless, I refuse to give him the winner credit.

Prediction: Early Boot
Prediction: Early Juror
Prediction: Late Juror
3rd Episode Prediction: Late Juror.
4th Episode Prediction: Early Juror
5th Episode Prediction: Early Juror
6th Episode Prediction: Early Juror
7th Episode Prediction: Early Juror
8th Episode Prediction: Late Juror
9th Episode Prediction: 2nd Place.
10th Episode Prediction: Finalist.
12th Episode Prediction: 4th Place.
13th Episode Prediction: Finalist.


6. Malcolm: 322 Points.

Great juror.

Pre-Season Prediction: Finalist
1st Episode Prediction: Late Juror.
2nd Episode Prediction: Winner
3rd Episode Prediction: Winner
4th Episode Prediction: Winner
5th Episode Prediction: Winner
6th Episode Prediction: Winner
7th Episode Prediction: Winner
8th Episode Prediction: Winner?
9th Episode Prediction: 8th Place
10th Episode Prediction: 8th Place


7. Phillip: 254 Points.
Why so serious?


Pre-Season Prediction: Late Juror
1st Episode Prediction: Pre-Merge
2nd Episode Prediction: Early Juror
3rd Episode Prediction: Finalist?
4th Episode Prediction: Finalist?
5th Episode Prediction: Pre-Merge
6th Episode Prediction: Pre-Merge
7th Episode Prediction: Early Juror
8th Episode Prediction: Late Juror
9th Episode Prediction: 3rd Place.
10th Place





8. Eddie: 131 Points

Eddie is in the Final Five! Awesome I'm cheering for him.

Prediction: Early Boot
Prediction: Pre-Merge
2nd Episode Prediction: Pre-Merge
3rd Episode Prediction: Pre- Merge
5th Episode Prediction: Early Juror
6th Episode Prediction: Early Juror
8th Episode Prediction: Early  Juror
9th Episode Prediction: 10th Place.
10th Episode Prediction: 7th Place.
11th Episode Prediction: 7th Place.
12th Episode Prediction: 6th Place.
13th Episode Prediction: 5th Place.





9. Michael: 76 Points.


Pre-Season Prediction: Pre-Merge
1st Episode Prediction: Early Juror
2nd Episode Prediction: Early Juror
3rd Episode Prediction: Early Juror
4th Episode Prediction: Early Juror.
5th Episode Prediction: Early Juror. 
6th Episode Prediction: Pre-Merge
7th Episode Prediction: Early Juror.
8th Episode Prediction: Late Juror
9th Episode Boot. 




10. Reynold: 230 Points.

Reynold looks like he's enjoying Ponderosa. 

Pre-Season Prediction: Pre-Merge
1st Episode Prediction: Pre-Merge
2nd Episode Prediction: Pre-Merge
3rd Episode Prediction: Pre-Merge
4th Episode Prediction: Early Juror
5th Episode Prediction: Early Juror
6th Episode Prediction: Early Juror
7th Episode Prediction: Early Juror.
8th Episode Prediction: Early Juror.
9th Episode Prediction: 9th Place
10th Episode Prediction: 9th Place
11th Episode Prediction: 8th Place. 
8th Place. 



11. Sherri 120 Points

Dammit, Sherri is almost locked into Final Three. 

Pre-Season Predictions: Early Juror
1st Episode Prediction: Early Juror
2nd Episode Prediction: Late Juror/Finalist
3rd Episode Prediction: Early Juror. 
4th Episode Prediction: Early Juror. 
5th Episode Prediction: Pre-Merge
6th Episode Prediction: Early Juror.
7th Episode Prediction: Early Juror.
8th Episode Prediction: Early Juror.  
9th Episode Prediction: 7th Place. 
10th Episode Prediction: 5th Place.
11th Episode Prediction: 5th Place.  
12th Episode Prediction: Finals Goat.
13th Episode Prediction: Finals Goat.  

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