Five Drinks Into Reality TV: Big Brother 19 Game and Show Week 10

Tom's Take

The last pretend resistance to Paul is gone. I'm considering not giving anyone gameplay points any more. They're all so fucking stupid. You almost have to root for Paul at this point.

Five Drinks Into Reality TV: Big Brother 19 Game and Show Rankings for Week 8 and 9

Tom's Take

A double eviction brings us down to 9 houseguests, while also cementing Paul even further in control of Big Brother 19.

Tom's Take

Jody has finally split up. Congrats Jody haters and Paul fans. Now we got....Paul Paul Paul.

Five Drinks Into Reality TV: Big Brother 19 Game and Show Week 5

Tom's Take

Nothing happened this week.....
But a lot happened this week.

Five Drinks Into Reality TV: Big Brother 19 Week 4 Game and Show Rankings

Tom's Take


Do you guys have any idea how hard is to root for someone when every move they make is wrong? Oh man. This week was tough to watch. But also hilarious. So let's get to it.

Five Drinks Into Reality TV: Big Brother 19 Game and Show Rankings Week 3

Tom's Take



Week 3 was actually a pretty solid week, as there was a lot of maneuvering being done. Paul refuses to slow down, so the entire show continues to revolve around him, which is irritating for those of us who don't love Paul, but he is putting on a show. It'll be interesting to see if he can pull this thing out.

Five Drinks Into Reality TV: Big Brother 19 Game and Show Week 2

Tom's Take




Week 2 is in the books, and while it was mostly boring, there were some emerging characters and some interesting gameplay to discuss going on in the background.

Five Drinks Into Reality TV: Big Brother 19 Game and Show Rankings Week 1

Tom's Take





What a week in the BB19 house. Cody made a move that probably sounded smart on paper, but he executed it so poorly that he turned the entire house against him.

Five Drinks Into Reality TV: Big Brother 19 Cast Preview

Tom's Take




Here we go!!!

Five Drinks Into Reality TV: Putting Big Brother Canada 5 to Bed

Tom's Take

I'm going to go through every member of this cast, giving some final points, giving them their grade, and then ranking every BB winner by gameplay, and every Season of BB by my enjoyment.

Five Drinks Into Reality TV: Big Brother Canada 5 Weeks 12 and 13 Game and Show Rankings

Tom's Take

We have to say goodbye to the Queen, but not before her most impressive week yet.

Five Drinks Into Reality TV: Big Brother Canada 5 Game and Show Rankings for Weeks 9-11

Tom's Take

I underestimated Ika this season.






I was really rooting for Dre and the Newbies to pull this thing out, but horrible gameplay from Dre which was both instigated and taken advantage of by Ika lead to her downfall, and the game now being a battle between Kevin and Demika, with Dillon being

Five Drinks Into Reality TV: Big Brother Canada 5 Week 8 Game and Show Rankings

Tom's Take

So, before we head into what I'm sure is going to be a devastating Triple Eviction Week that'll prove me completely wrong about everything. Let's talk about the last week, that saw another attempt at reconciliation among The Six

Five Drinks Into Reality TV Big Brother Canada 5 Game and Show Rankings Week 7

Tom's Take

Welcome to Big Brother: Ika's Queendom. Where Ika rules over us all, and we bow to #TeamPetty.

So...how are the rest of the peasants playing?

Five Drinks Into Reality TV: Big Brother Canada 5 Game and Show Rankings for Week 5 and 6

Tom's Take

After a huge Double Eviction, the entire BBCAN5 house has been shaken up. Let's try and break down how everyone played through these two evictions, and where I think everyone will go next.

Five Drinks Into Reality TV: Big Brother Canada Week 4 Game and Show Rankings

Tom's Take

Gary's gone, and BBCAN5 has decided that Neda is the villain of the season. I don't entirely agree, but that's the story the editors are going with, so I guess that's how it'll play out.

Five Drinks Into Big Brother Canada Week 3 Game and Showplay Rankings

Tom's Take

We're about to start backwards week, where Gary will inevitably leave. But until then let's mourn Queen Cassandra, and the most entertaining HG of the show.

Five Drinks Into Reality TV: Big Brother Canada Game and Show Rankings 5 Weeks 1 and 2

Tom's Take

Here are my rankings on these BBCAN5 players for the entertainment and gameplay they provided for the first two weeks of BBCAN5.

Five Drinks Into Reality TV: Big Brother Canada 5 Predictions

Tom's Take

Out of some misguided effort, the BBCAN producers have given us fans vs favorites, and while I love some of the favorites, my general distaste for the format is really coloring my feelings on this cast. But let's talk about it!

Five Drinks Into Reality TV: My Pitch for Big Brother: Rivals

Tom's Take:

While we all wait for #BBCAN5 and #BB19, most fans take a break from Big Brother. I've even heard that some go outside. For me though, I can't help myself but speculate and do stupid things like cast hypothetical allstars seasons that will never happen.

Hopefully you get some enjoyment out of this futile exercise.
Below is my pitch for #BB19 to be a Rivals season, inspired in large part by the Shelby and Jason rivalry from #BBOTT.